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Facebook Pinterest Twitter Tumblr Instagram. And you realize suddenly that you forgot it was a game, and turn away in tears. Done with dating sites. Even if you find the right thing, you can't do anything about it. Thanks for bringing over dinner. My moment was when I realized I would literally never wait to eat until someone got home. It was too late to pretend to be an impotent. Share your own jokes or feedback in the Comment box.

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And I kiss them all. If a guy does the same — it means he likes her legs. There was nothing between us…even a condom.

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A woman to a man during a slow dance: Funny sayings about love. Learn from your parents mistakes — use a condom! Facebook Pinterest Twitter Tumblr Instagram. Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old dating quotes, dating sayings, and dating proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. We'll assume you're ok with this, but you can opt-out if you wish. It's only available here at JokeQuote.

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Done with dating sites. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? It's the most fun you can have without whipped cream. Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I made out with your brother once

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